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The Bikini Song

by Avian

Original lyrics by Brian Hyland

Now, when ya read dis song, I wants ya all ta imagine dat yer not in da Badlands or da Darklands or Da Troll Country or anyfink like dat. I wants ya all ta imagine da 'ot steamy jungles ovv Lustria cuz dis iz a song about wun ovv dem amazons wot live dere.

 

She was hiding way out in the jungle
No skink could see where she might be
She was hiding way out in the jungle
All camo-d so no one would see
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an Itzi-Bitzi Tenehuini Tichi-Huichi thong bikini,
That she wore for the first time today,
An Itzi-Bitzi Tenehuini Tichi-Huichi thong bikini,
So in the jungle she wanted to slay.
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more.)

She was sneaking around in the temple
She was searching out skinks for the kill
She was sneaking around in the temple
If she finds some you know that she will
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an Itzi-Bitzi Tenehuini Tichi-Huichi thong bikini,
That she wore for the first time today,
An Itzi-Bitzi Tenehuini Tichi-Huichi thong bikini,
So in the temple she wanted to flay.
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more.)

Now she's emerging out from the temple
And you wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's emerging out from the temple
And you see that the girl's come for you
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an Itzi-Bitzi Tenehuini Tichi-Huichi thong bikini,
That she wore for the first time today,
An Itzi-Bitzi Tenehuini Tichi-Huichi thong bikini,
So with the slaughter she wanted to stay.
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more.)

From the jungle to the temple
From the temple to the door
From the door to the slaughter
Guess there isn't any more.

 

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