Daddy wouldn't buy me a Balrog
Original lyrics by unknown
Daddy wouldn't buy for me a Balrog, Balrog
Daddy wouldn't buy for me a Balrog. Zog!
I've got a little squig
But he isn't very big,
And I'd rather have a Ba-al-rog!
Then I asked my Daddy for a grunt-boar, grunt-boar
Then I asked my Daddy for a grunt-grunt-boar
But tho' she'd give us meat,
My request made Daddy beat,
So there won't be any grunt-grunt-boar!
Guess my Daddy won't get me a Balrog, Balrog
Guess my Daddy won't get me a grunt-grunt-boar!
So with my little squig,
I will have to learn to dig
Now all day I just say "Damn, damn, damn!"
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