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Who Let The Orcs Out?

The Twelve Days of Christmas

by Avian

Based on a traditional text

Note that you you can substitute Mork in the text for Gork if you want to, but Mork is my personal favourite.

 

On the first day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
A wyvern in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Seven squigs a-bouncing
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the eight day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Eight ogres eating
Seven squigs a-bouncing
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Nine orcs a-squabbling
Eight ogres eating
Seven squigs a-bouncing
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Ten goblins fleeing
Nine orcs a-squabbling
Eight ogres eating
Seven squigs a-bouncing
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Eleven archers missing
Ten goblins fleeing
Nine orcs a-squabbling
Eight ogres eating
Seven squigs a-bouncing
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Lord Mork sent to me
Twelve boar boyz riding
Eleven archers missing
Ten goblins fleeing
Nine orcs a-squabbling
Eight ogres eating
Seven squigs a-bouncing
Six fanatics spinning
Five dyyyyying dwarves
Four stone trolls
Three stone throwers
Two bolt throwers
And a wyvern in a pear tree

 

So ya fink yer can 'andle da Da Twelve Days ovv Christmas - Xtreme Orky version does ya?

 

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